January 23, 2018 11:22 pm

New collection Bangla SMS

sms-icon1 ta kotha bolbo……

Wife: 1 ta kotha bolbo, marba na to?
Husband: Ki bolba?

Wife: Ami pregnant.
Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomay marbo kan?
Wife: Biar agey 1 bar baba K bolchhilam, baba oneeek marchhilo.

Apni jodi purush hon……

Apni jodi purush hon, Ta hole 30 taka.
Jodi mohila hon, Tahole 20 taka pathaben.

Ar jodi apni hijla hon, Tahole kono taka pathaben na please,
Ami boje nebo apni ke?

Bibaher prothom raat……
Bibaher prothom raat!

Husband tar wife-k 1000 Taka dia bole ami kuno din a kaj free kori ni
Wife tar husband-k 200 Taka firot dia bole 800 Takar beshi amio kunodin nei ni.

Natun Surjo…..

Natun Surjo!
Notun Akash!
Misti Rood!
Misti Batas!
Fotua Panjabi!
Tater Shari!
Rabi, Nazrul-Jari!
Panta Vater Hari.
“SHUVO NABOBARSHO” 141…. grohon koro.

Bangla SMS

Bangla SMS

Rate chad, dine alo…..

Rate chad, dine alo.
Kano tomay lage valo?

Golap lal, Kokil kalo
Shobar cheye tumi valo.
Akash neel, megh sada.
Goowal gore,Tumi…..badha.

Mango thake Mango…..

Mango thake Mango Juice.
Lemon thake lemon juice.

Grameen thake Djuice.
Banglalink thake je sms na kore se holo “Konjuice”

Chandni raat thi…..

Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
Asmaan me taro ka nazara tha,
Bengali premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Bengalan premika se kaha:

Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi?

Amar Sorir Valona…..

Amar Sorir Valona.
Docto’er kache gelam.
Kaj hoynai. Tai ak hojurer kache gelam.

Oni bollen kono kothin papi ke sms dite, dekhbi valo hoia jabi.

Sotti aknon valolagcha.

Tumi….

Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear

Ai Mon Chai…..

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi

Miss call….

Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!

Rater Akase ….
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

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