A.1 Bas karo raat ke 12 baje
Wife: Bas karo raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho
subah ho gayi hai thake nahi kya?????
Pati: Ye toh kuch bhi nahi
ab to din raat karunga kyoki
mere ‘1000’ messages FREE hai…
A.2 Funny Abbreviations
S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit
A.3 FINGERS (Top SMS)
Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe
How We Feel About some people in this Life.
Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.
A.4 Aj Kal Ladkiyo Ke Kapde
Aj Kal Ladkiyo Ke Kapde Yahan Se Less Wahan Se Less Kabhi Sleevless To Kabhi Bakeless Or Koi Ladka Ghur Ke Dekhe To Oh How Mannerless
A.5 Advise to all the girls
Advise to all the girls.
Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies
Do not play with smart boys u may get babies.
A.6 How many women have you slept with
My wife asked me, “How many women have you slept with?”
I proudly replied, “Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake.”
A.7 Cute Name (Top SMS)
Sardar Looking at Name Plate of Air Hostess
Above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar: That’s cute name.
DOOSREY waley ka naam nahi rakha kya?
A.8 I’m going 2 kiss U.
Boy:I’m going 2 kiss U.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yhan to door tak koi nhin hai
Girl:fir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.